Talo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Final Fighting Fantasy]

Oh my fucking god!!!!

THAT was the BEST portal movie EVER, and if you have seen my other reviews you would know that I dont just give 10s away. This was a masterpice for anyone who played FF. I collected them personally, and when I saw this, it almost brought me to tears, and bust a gut laughing. It had everything. The music was perfect too. I love what you did with the spells and boy does it bring back memories. I think I'm going to go watch it again. This is the BEST movie I have ever see. To bad the graphics were so originnally crappy though. Great consept too, games living on hehe :) Accually in FF3 I would usually have them fight eachother like that when I'm bored, but I absolutly loved what you did with that counter counter spell, Almost like a real time battle hehe. All I have to say is damn good gob.

[transparent eyeball]

RAPE ME....oops wrong movie

MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHhahahahahahahahaha DON'T TOUCH thE gREasE ThE GrEaSE DOOOo0OOON'T TOUCH.... its too hot to TOUCH the GREase DONT TOUCH the, its tOOO hOt to ot toh ot hcuot tnod esasrg ehe hcuot oot toh ot touCH THE GREASE TOUCH THE GREASE ITS HOOOOOOT!!!!!!
-- THis is anOTheR moViE thAt mAdE me gO iNsaINe aNd kill some one

[The Final Task]

10 for Interactivity b/c i went out and did this

The more and more i watch this, the more I notice how simple the animation is. If you look really closely he just moves the pics around and only has a little bit of movement. If anything, this only makes it better. People could learn from this. Oh yah, and the light on the sword is really nice, that and the blood spray is realistic. If i ever get my flash editor, im making the second task. Then I'll just torcher NG with my SD cartoons :P Muahaha... oh right the movie... Yah it rocks, but i dont know what the universal appeal to this is. If you guys like this so much, go watch Kenshin X :P Too bad he didn't make another movie...oh yah, and what the hell do all these japanise symbols mean, i need a fucking translator.

[Anti-violence]

The Number of Prombelms Solved By Guns: 1

I can think of at least one problem guns have made it easier to solve, and that is over population :P Nice thoughts though, It needed to be sharped, and styled, alot Faster, and the quotes were good, but it really needed something more to be considered worth my time. But then again i only review the films that are worth it. I see this being lost some were between number 10,00 and 500. Oh well it had it's moment of fame. Keep sending them in, and get better, at least you knew how to hide the fact that you cant draw.

[Miss.Dynamite XII]

Oh Yah Babe

I really like your flashes, but for some reson i cant find the rest of them under the "other movies by Sirkowski" but i know i have seen some that aren't on that list.... Anyways, If you want some suggestions just remember:
*Easter Eggs are Fun, the more the better.
*We don't care how big the file size is as long as the quality is good. I watch some 3 meg ones.
*Keep up the humorious sex apeal, thats good stuf.
:Thats all I would say, Keep up the good work, you probably have the best fluid art on NG anyways.

Sirkowski responds:

I couldn't find your e-mail, so I hope you read this. Do you use Netscape, it could explain why you can't acces my other movies on Newgrounds. Of course, you can view the rest on my website. As for the filesize, do you have a dial-up modem or cable? Thanks

[Happy Happy Joy Joy!!]

10 for Violence b/c it made me kill some one :)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
Watching this made me go insain and brutally murder my room mate with a table leg.... Shh... I hid the body in my matrass :) dont tell no one.

[The Bard's Song]

I want your children :P

I just relised I hadn't even reviewed this, even though i come in every day and give this a 5 ever sence it was #23, and now look :) And here i was worried that the Britney dress up doll would never get below this entry. Oh yah the movie :P It was good. It's obvious you watch a lot of anime, but the song was good, the animation was artisticly done, You get bonus pts for having a sword bigger than FF7, And It just worked well, I'm going to keep voting on this untile it get's at least to 5th :P Muahaha. Ok so i dont know why, but I do Like it. Very well thought out. Good Job. Keep it up. um....yah....

[dont kill the ninja:part2]

It needs work

Fist of all, let me just say that some one finnally made a movie that has SPEED in the fighting. But at what cost? This would be so much better if it had better graphics. It doesn't need collor, but look at the other ninja series that used just line drawings, that was quite well done. If you had some better art combined with your skills of fighting and speed, then this would be the ultimate movie, that and time your bubbles, you dont have to interact with a movie like this. Keep up the good work.

[Got-Rice?]

what the fuck?

dude, i couldnt tell if he was for or against asians. oh and the movie was crap too.