Talo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pokemon: Pee Red Version]

Uh...

That was ok,... but the jokes took too long to set up..... and people who didn't play the game probably don't get the jokes anyways. I played the game for like 5 minutes so I only got some of them.

OrangePylon responds:

Well obviously; it's a parody. You could at least get the pedophilia jokes and slapstick. (Wow, I'm immature...)

[Birthday 18]

This angers me

Dising the Army, and whining about a draft that will never happen. Also you can't drink if your in a combat zone. All of what you said is just crap.

LazyMuffin responds:

It's happening on October 25th. You're retarded.

[Death Mansion- Part 1]

I dont write reviews often so...

... that's saying something in itself. Unfortunatly I thought it was kinda stupid, and if the portal wasn't flooded with crap, this would be considered very poor. But sence there is nothing really good to compare this to, you get a higher rating. I personally thought your cape, or whatever that was on the main char, make him look like the hunch back, or a giant stick bug. The fighting wasn't that great, and its done with STICKS.... not that I hate them or anything,... which i do... Anyways, I'll have to say that was good for a first try at flash. I was almost too bored by it to finnish it. Some helpful advice: Get to the point faster, killing gets old really fast if the same thing is done over and over like it was. May I also add that your background needed a lot of work. Don't take this as a bad review, I'm just telling you how it is so you can be better... if i just blow smoke up your ass you will think that you cant do any better :)

IaMI2002 responds:

Yea...Understand...Sticks are pretty hard to do too..i forgive u for hating sticks..well..i hve nothin against u..I'll do better next time man..!!!THX ANYWAYZ...YA KNOW WHAt...NExt movie i make...I'll make it 10x better so tat u would love sticks

[3D dragon]

Dude, I want that program

WHat did you use to make that? I want .... NEED that program. Please tell me what it is and/or how to get it. my e-mail is [e-mail]

Sylvan responds:

I made this in 3D studio max. I've been working with 3d animation for some time now. Keep in mind that the program is quite expensive and models such as that are not easy to create. If your at a university that has Max or Maya, or you can afford the software, stab at it everyday.

-Syl

[hit spots and money shots]

Thank you.

I accually want a section dedicated to stuff like this. Might as well teach people how to make a better flash movie so we dont have to get frustrated with all the crap. Thank you for your contribution to NG.

cheepskaight responds:

thanx dude. yeah, i hear ya on the section for this stuff. i really didn't make it to be a tutorial, i was trying to make a wry, and sarcastic point...after i submitted, i realized that most ppl out there wouldn't understand what i was doing. thanx again.
-cheepskaight

[*Out Of This World 1*]

Maybe you should be original or give credit?

I remember that game, I didnt check, but i hope you gave them credit for the idea. Though it does make a nice tribute to the game that took me forever to beat. But I'll give a good rating b/c it brought back memories :P

smokeshow responds:

yup man... gave them credit ehehe at the end there after the credits... I loved that game .. hmm I'm gomnna play it right now in fact ehhehe

[Miss.Dynamite XII]

Oh Yah Babe

I really like your flashes, but for some reson i cant find the rest of them under the "other movies by Sirkowski" but i know i have seen some that aren't on that list.... Anyways, If you want some suggestions just remember:
*Easter Eggs are Fun, the more the better.
*We don't care how big the file size is as long as the quality is good. I watch some 3 meg ones.
*Keep up the humorious sex apeal, thats good stuf.
:Thats all I would say, Keep up the good work, you probably have the best fluid art on NG anyways.

Sirkowski responds:

I couldn't find your e-mail, so I hope you read this. Do you use Netscape, it could explain why you can't acces my other movies on Newgrounds. Of course, you can view the rest on my website. As for the filesize, do you have a dial-up modem or cable? Thanks

[Jabba bites dust (Fixed)]

well... it looked good

It would have been better if i had a sound card when i watched it :P

darthnebula responds:

Then sir.....you must get a better sound card, thank you very much for your review