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[Balthor's Funhouse]

Way too easy.

bye the way, my score didn't even fit on the screen. You may want to fix that problem or make it harder.

[kill the village people]

The loader was better than the movie

I like how you did you intro, it was a lot better than the movie. Can you fix my loader so it looks really kool like that?

PieHead responds:

sure

[Pac-Man (flash v.2)]

Sorry you lose, try again...

That song got annoying befor i finnished the first level. The controls sucked ass considering you could cut corners, and it was so un original i could puke. Why not just make pong? You have some tallant, Try making something worth wiled.

[Taipan 3000]

way too easy

That was fun for about the 5 mins it took me to beat. Make it harder next time. Though i have to admite, killing 27 ships durring my turn alone was kinda funny. He didnt stand a chance, let alone ever fire back. All you have to do is take out the crappy little ships around him and you win. Nice try though, that was worth it, but way to short of a game, let alone way to easy to win. Nice fire works though.

[Fraternity Massacre! v1.0]

OH my FUCKING GOD

That was fucking GREAT, I love when he fliped the bird. And I like your power ranger diolog were they just move when they should be moving their mouth. But that was funny shit. DO more.

[Meteorite shoot em up]

Hay what does this button do?

I think i found the death blosem mode MUAHAHAhahahaha

[Jamnar RPG Demo]

I have some suggestions

I have some suggestions that may help. Fist I will help you solve your problem about file size. You may want to look at Genaric Zobie Shooter i believe that is the one I'm thinking of. But basicly you put all your movies on another page and just link the pages togeather or whatever. Ok now my suggestions.
*If your going to have attacks like that, at least make them funny.
*Have more types of attack "Absolum" or whatever is a good example of flash RPG in that sence. This is ofcourse for both good and bad guys.
*Make sure you end up back were you were standing after your attack, trust me it looks better that way.
*I suggest a sound when you attack and stuff
*I dont know why, but it took me 50 swings to hit that rat, look into your ballance of powers, or maybe i just got unlucky
*I like the helth buble, but make one for the enemy as well
*More weapons more fun
*Taking a nap in the middle of a fight? think about it and come up with an alternitive.

Ok thats all i can think of, you may want to clean it up a bit though. But other wize it's a good idea.

cableshaft responds:

i might have to do that, i know, but still i might run into an actual limitation of flash's capabilities, with all the layers and frames in this, so i still want to optimize it (plus optimization equals faster production anyway), ...i'll work on the attacks, might add more types, and yeah, ending up where they were standing is nice (you were referring to the rat one right?), and i said i fully intend sound and probably even voices, just haven't found anything really yet, and i think you're just unlucky with that rat, its like a one in twenty chance of missing and in testing i rarely missed, so you're just out of luck... there will be a health bubble for the enemy, i don't know if there will be more weapons, i don't know if that is feasible... personally i liked the nap idea, but you're right it doesn't make sense... thanks for your suggestions :)

[The Backup Files]

It's better than sex

This is better than that shitty book "Tomato Soup For The Soul" If you want to feel better about your life read this, that book did shit for me, but this really brightened my day :) Keep up the good work, I don't know what you were on, or were you get your stories, but I hope it's not from experiance :P

[Sea Battle Simulator 2000]

im sea sick

the water makes me feel like im sinking :P im dissy i have to lay down, haha

[Illegal Huntin]

that was gay

Wow, I cant believe that some one who spends all there time in front of a computer knows what a forest even looks like.