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Total Medals Earned: 283 (From 66 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,675 Points

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/150 points)

Terminal Velocity 5 Points

Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour

Tiger Blood 5 Points

Activate Tiger Mode

Two and a Half Miles 5 Points

Travel over 2.5 miles

Bend Over 5 Points

Die 5 Times

People Person 5 Points

Run 250 people over

CARnage 10 Points

Destroy 100 cars

Hot Shot 10 Points

Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood

Major Bender 10 Points

Travel 100 miles

My Goddesses 10 Points

Pick up 30 strippers

Winners use Drugs 10 Points

Use every type of drug in the game

Street Wall 25 Points

Crash into 10 concrete barriers

Rockstar From Mars 50 Points

Travel 200 miles

Chibi Knight

Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/155 points)

Dragon-slayer 5 Points

Beat Island Beast

Chibi-mage 10 Points

Get all 4 spells

Furball-slayer 10 Points

Beat Canyon Beast

Demon-slayer 25 Points

Defeat Demon Beast

Worthy-chibi 25 Points

Defeat all 3 knights

Grinder 50 Points

Level up everything to level 8

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Speed-runner 25 Points

Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Crush the Castle: PP

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/285 points)

Castle Hater 5 Points

Beat all castles in Black Shores

Castle Pusher 5 Points

Beat all castles in Umbria

Castle Crusher 10 Points

Beat all castles in Betsonia

Castle Destroyer 10 Points

Beat all castles in Dante Flats

Castle Smasher 10 Points

Beat all castles in Wintervale

Tutorial Smasher 10 Points

Get gold in all castles in Black Shores

Warming Up the Trebuchet 10 Points

Get gold in all castles in Umbria

Don't Eat Red Snow 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Wintervale

No Survivors 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats

Resistance is Futile 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Betsonia

I Hate Castles 50 Points

Crush all castles

Gold Medalist 100 Points

Get gold medals in all castles.

D-Day Defender

Medals Earned: 7/14 (140/500 points)

First Blood 10 Points

Kill your first enemy.

Game Over 10 Points

Let history take its course.

Having a Blast 10 Points

Launch your first mortar strike.

Movie Fan 10 Points

Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.

Cannon Fodder 25 Points

Kill 100 footsoldiers.

Collateral 25 Points

Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.

Getting the Hang of it 50 Points

Stay alive for 50 hours.

Pacifist 10 Points

Die without killing a single enemy.

FLAK Expert 25 Points

Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.

Panzerschreck 25 Points

Destroy 6 tanks.

Hang in There 50 Points

Regain your health after nearly dying.

Massacre 50 Points

Destroy 500 enemies.

Get Out More 100 Points

Survive for 250 hours.

Master Tactician 100 Points

Chain 4 explosions.

Da Pink Knight

Medals Earned: 6/10 (260/485 points)

TKO 10 Points

Dizzy the boss before first armor break.

OneBigClusterFart 25 Points

Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.

YouWin 25 Points

You Win.

CuttinOutSweets 50 Points

Beat the game without getting a dizzy.

PlaywithMyBalls 50 Points

Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.

Tilt 100 Points

Beat the game with a certain score..

JuiceyKisses 25 Points

Use magic as the final blow on the boss.

DreidelPower 50 Points

Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.

MaryPoppinz 50 Points

Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.

TimeAttack 100 Points

Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Dadgame

Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)

Guardians 5 Points

Defeat the Footie Twins

Heavy Weapons 5 Points

Defeat Battbot

Monkey Biz 5 Points

Defeat Ootkey

Bad Transit 10 Points

Defeat TRN-1

Story Easy 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard

WSW Tribute 25 Points

Defeat Final Weapon

Freeroes 25 Points

Get Secret Ending

Kaminari Ninja 25 Points

Defeat Raijinmaru

Patricide 25 Points

Defeat creator of Dadgame

Story Hard 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Hard

Story Normal 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard

Cheating Death 50 Points

Defeat Mecha-Death

Debugger 50 Points

Defeat Phantom

Presto! 50 Points

Beat Boss Battles on HARD

Tower Offender 50 Points

Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD

Dadgamer 100 Points

100% Completion

Darnell's Recount

Medals Earned: 7/14 (130/415 points)

DownForwardPunch 5 Points

View the COMBOS page.

Floatin 5 Points

Master the Fire Flip.

Teh Intran3tz 5 Points

Visit the links page.

The Election 5 Points

View the intro movie.

Medication 10 Points

Drink the mystery potion.

Animal Control 50 Points

Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.

UberPWNT 50 Points

Shut down the UberBot.

Evil Dead 10 Points

Get your chainsaw on!

SupaSpy 25 Points

Find all 6 secret areas.

Thanks... 25 Points

Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.

Toasty 25 Points

Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.

Recount 50 Points

Defeat the class president.

Yes We Can! 50 Points

Beat the game.

Must be the Afro. 100 Points

Beat the game without dying.

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/430 points)

Patience 5 Points

Sit through the long-ass intro.

The Girl 10 Points

Dispense of the girl.

Backstory 10 Points

Discover the backstory.

Dance Party 10 Points

Get invited to the dance party!

Domo Hunt 10 Points

Find the hidden game.

Fat Bastard 10 Points

Bring out the fat man.

Giant Crab Battle 10 Points

Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.

Gojira 10 Points

Make a new friend!

Squigly Fish 10 Points

Find the Squigly Fish!

The Boy 10 Points

Dispense of the boy.

Dragonslayer 25 Points

Slay the dragon without getting hurt!

Zero Vengeance 25 Points

Beat level one without getting hurt.

A Smasher is You 50 Points

Win the game!

Dongle 50 Points

You'll know it when you see it!

Fast Smash 50 Points

Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.

Penguin Popper 50 Points

Destroy 90 Penguins.

Three Eddies 50 Points

Bring at least three Eddies to battle!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Drop the Bomb (Medals)

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/350 points)

Flawless Failure 5 Points

Get three straight questions wrong.

BomBomBomBomWooooo 5 Points

Get three strikes with $4,900.

Bomb Squad 10 Points

Survive 10 bomb rounds.

Don't Be A Wimp 10 Points

Finish the Bonus Round with two bombs.

Octochamp 10 Points

Get eight questions in a row correct.

Trump Card 10 Points

Finish game with more than $20,000.

Extra Innings 25 Points

Enter the Bonus Round with ten or more spins.

Flawless Victory 25 Points

Win the game without any strikes

Marathon Grill 25 Points

Answer 25 questions in a row correct.

One-Hit Kill 25 Points

Answer five $1,000 questions in a row.

Bonus Buster 50 Points

Take ten Bonus Spins without hitting a bomb.

Fallout Shelter 50 Points

Survive a five-question bomb.

The Matt Ottinger Honorary Medal 100 Points

No incorrect answer and no bombs in Bonus Round.