Talo's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Barbarian Bob [Remake]]

Lame

I couldnt get the shield award b/c it forces you to use the shield 2 times. Also if you just jump attack, you can walk through the game in about 2 mins.

[OCD+]

Don't be fooled....

The cake is a lie. The time in prison is a LIE, it just keeps extending for another hour.....

[Pilgrimage]

Great Game

Very Braid humor in the game idea. Good job, but my eyes now hurt.

[Stickya Adventurya]

5 Seconds

thats how long it took me to give this a perfect score. Only because of how he walks. That's all I needed.

[Hover Kart [Multiplayer]]

Too many Noobs

If some one doesnt finish the game you cant win....

iminlikewithyou responds:

Not true... once someone finishes the race, all other players have 15 seconds to cross the finish line. Have you given it another shot?

[The Puzzle Game]

People are too young

I don't think anyone remembers this board game. I like what you did with it.

[Thugjacker Half]

Too easy

Like most games there is some glitch that lets you win no matter what. And like double dragon, all you have to do is get on one side of the masses and start punching. Your range is greater than anyones so you will always hit first. So you really cant lose as long as you keep them out of range.

I know how long it must have taken to do this, i have done a few myself. Good job, but ultimatly fruitless. I hope you got some drawing and programing skills out of this game.

[WOT_II SpecOps]

Um right....

It was nice and all, but your facts are a little off... I won't even mention the weapons, but come on, a purple heart? Dude you get that for being shot and living in battle, not winning it... sigh. Not to mention that cover ops is not reconized so they can't even get awards anyways.

Thorsten responds:

Well, I wont' even try to be a know it all when it comes to who gets what in battle, but if you make it thru the mission alive.... you made it thru the battle alive!? The Purple heart it is.
The weapons... I don't know... they shoot and kill....that worked for me. Works for them. As far as the Spec Ops thing... dude lighten up it's a game. That's all... just a Game.
But alright, I know I can't please everyone...especially you die hard war fans... so just remember, .... it's just a Game. Something for me to play around in Flash and for you to enjoy. So if the weapons aren't to your satisfaction, or the Medals aren't given to the right people for the right reasons......... I don't care! War is fuckin ugly and fightin' for a cause isn't anything pretty no matter how you look at it. So just take it for what it is.... a goddamn game.

[Mini-Putt 2]

That was fun....

WOW... 30 under par... But were is my score at? Anyone? I want to see how i did on the ranking, but NGs doesn't have it on their game page... so were is it?

[Disorderly - Sagway]

That was too easy, need more levels... nice gun

I am guessing it loops affer you beat it the second time with the gun... It was well done but way to short... Needs more weapons and levels.